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There are some quotes from posts, .sig files and the
"You know you're politically incorrect if..."thread ( started by Carl A. Stiles ).
Also proud to present that gem from Papachuby- the y2k memo.

A special thanks to Carl A. Stiles and Oiled Lamp for making life on m.s a little lighter.

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To Do Is To Be-----Descartes
To Be Is To Do-----Voltaire
Do Be Do Be Do---Frank Sinatra (another Liberal attempting wisdom)

HGuderian-

"Some say the end is near
Some say we will see Armageddon soon
Certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this silly shit." -  Tool

Tom E -

Please don't tell Mom I'm a survivalist.
She still thinks I play piano in a whorehouse.

...."We're not surrounded, sir.  We're in a target-rich
environment..."

..."No, sir, I didn't crash that bird; I simply landed without the
customary forward thrust and lift..."

"Engineering is the art of doing for $1.00 what any bungler can do for
$2.00." - a railroad engineer

Do not underestimate your abilities.  That is your boss's job.
It is your job to find ways around your boss's roadblocks.

You may consider yourself Politically Incorrect if...........

1. Your new girlfriend comes over for the first time and
when she walks into the living room, the first thing that
she sees is your CHL regulation Man sized target with 50
holes in the chest area.

2.Your dog has more Emergency Rations than 95% of the U.S.
population.

3.Your the first person at the gun range on Dec 26th to
check out your new toys. ( and they know you there by your first name)

4. The local supermarket manager knows to go ahead and open
up the back dock doors when he sees you on a shopping trip.

5. Your home furnishings include contemporary "art deco"
coffee and end tables by Ozarka, Sparklets and Rain Fresh .

6. Your home and property are more secure and better lit
than Fort Knox or Area 51.

7. All the local restaurants know to save you all their 5
gallon buckets on Mondays and Thursdays.

8. None of your vehicles have electronic ignition or
pollution control.

9.You know exactly what the term Y2K stands for and you also
know exactly how many days are left until Dec 31, 1999.

10. The neighborhood association makes an appointment before
dropping off the monthly newsletter.

11.You know the tail numbers of all the Helicopters in your
area.

12.Your local city government hold an election in which only
14% of the population shows up, and your surprised that the
turnout is so good.

13.The magazines on your art deco coffee table include
American Survival Guide, Guns and Ammo, Soldier of Fortune,
American Rifleman, Shotgun News and 4 -Wheeler.

14. The books on your end tables include Brigade
Quartermasters , Majors Surplus, Paladin Press, CBR
decontamination and TEOTWAWKI.

15. You welcome a "mild" El Nino storm because you know its
going to fill you cistern.

16.The power fails in your local movie theater and you pull
your mini mag from your belt and show yourself the way out.

17. You use your Gerber Tool to cut your steak at a fine
dining establishment.

18.You ask every cashier that you run into if their computer
systems are year 2000 compliant just to see their blank and
confused expressions.

19. Your knife collection has its own footlocker.

20.When people ask about all those colorful maps on your
walls, you tell them that you are planning a "Fishing
Expedition".

21.You have the need to rent a Backhoe for a week WITHOUT
the driver , but with a post hole digger attachment.

22.You can recognize the sound of a Generator from 4 blocks
away, but you also know the brand, horsepower and the
kilowatts per hour that it is putting out.

23.You have to kill a snake in your front yard, but them you
skin it and eat it.

24. You open your freezer to stock some deer meat, but you
have to remove all the batteries first.

25.You stock up on Kerosene and Firewood in 102 degree
summer heat.

26.Your "homeschooled" children score in the 99 percentile
on their SAT's.

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